Once upon a time, there lived a leprechaun named Lou
He was very bored and couldn’t find anything to do
So he went for a walk to clear his little green Irish head
He encountered the Kind of Ireland, and the King of Ireland said
“Ahoy o’ Magic Man, you are under my command!
I want double my money, and double my land.”
Lou said, “O’ King you MUST be daft!”
The King dropped his jaw and Lou smugly laughed
Little Green Irish Lou continued his walk and saw
Something that made him drop his jaw
It was the Prince of Ireland, with people all around
Bowing down to him, their faces in the ground
The Prince spotted our Little Green Irish Hero and said
“Hand me your gold or I’ll strike you dead!”
Lou said “O’ Prince you silly old adolescent fool!”
Lou walked on thinking, ‘What a tool!”
THE END
This makes me laugh, it's very entertaining and I like how you make it rhyme (:
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