Friday, September 27, 2013


The Third-Floor Bedroom

It all began when someone left the window open.

Dear Reader,

Be warned before reading this tale, as it may upset you, especially if you have children. And if you have children you surely don’t want them stolen from you in the dead of night. You still here? I thought so. I like you. You’re brave. You’re not afraid to take on the new challenge of reading something, even if it might upset you. Enough with the pleasantries.

You want to know something? I have a secret. A big secret. You want to know what it is? I know you do. Anytime anybody tells you that they have a secret you want to know what it is. You ask them politely, you beg, plead, and threaten them. I know what it is like to not know a secret. That is why I worked so hard to learn the one you want me to tell you. If you really must know the secret, then read on. But it is not advised.

You know those stories that parents tell their children about the Boogeyman? They’re all true. All the fear and nightmares about him that have come from the children have manifested themselves into one dark entity. A shadow without a soul, but one that can very easily cause harm to anyone whom he wishes. Fearing him is like personally inviting to your house. That was my mistake. This tale is about my personal encounter with him.

I had learned of the Boogeyman from my cousin, who knew the secret, after I had I badgered him endlessly for it. But I wished I hadn’t. I couldn’t sleep after that.  I spent many nights under my covers, either staring at the ceiling or checking my closet and under my bed for anything suspicious. My encounter with him happened on a summer night. It was hot as could be, and my family couldn’t afford air conditioning. It all began when someone left the window open.

I had somehow managed to fall asleep that night. I started having nightmares. I was lying in my bed, but I was frozen. My arms stuck to my sides, I couldn’t move an inch. I heard what sounded like whispers coming from all four corners of my bedroom. Suddenly shadows started spreading from my window to all corners of the room and up the walls. As they spread to the ceiling, the whispers got louder and louder. They got so loud it felt as if my eardrums would burst. It was the strangest thing; whispers that were incredibly thunderous. I couldn’t even understand what they were saying, it was all at once. But then, slowly a figure starting rising from the shadows. It got taller and taller. I tried to scream, but couldn’t. The figure slowly took the shape of a man, tall and dark, with what appeared to be dark, gray skin, dead, black eyes, and a pointed nose. He smiled from ear-to-ear, showing me his grotesque set of razor sharp teeth.

With the maniacal-like whispering pounding in my ear, he bent down closer to my face, until his pointed nose almost touched mine. He stared into my eyes with those dead eyes of his. He bent down further until he was close to my ear. The whispering stopped all at once, and then he whispered

“This is not a dream.”

I woke up startled. There was the Boogeyman, still leaning over me. He was real. He was a real living being. He picked me up with his shadowy hands, taking me towards the window. But as he was about to go through the window, the morning started to rise. I never heard from the Boogeyman again.

So that’s my secret. Only disclose it to those you hate.

 

 

 

         

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The Angry Politician

It was not an article that sparked my interest, but a photo. It's the Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov, back to camera, talking with U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry about the topic of Syria.

At first I thought the woman in the middle was looking at the camera, but now I know I see that she is just plain angry. I find this hilarious. I think she is racist and is angry that there is a Russian in America. I do not know who this person is, but I assume she is working for the U.S. Government. I find it very disturbing that a government employee is a racist. What's next? The Vice President will wear a KKK outfit to the next cabinet meeting?! Eradicate racists in the government! No more discrimation! Imprison all racists!

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Blackout Poem

 Blackout Poem
The executions to be executed transferred with his appeal
automatically to the U.S. Supreme Court
And if they refuse his cabinet
Death is signed by the governor
Even if that is rejected 
Continuing on as if she were a steering wheel
Where we say that the defendant deserves a chair
Hear that?
Hanging was temporarily halted
Resumed in September of 1977
He wears a mask when he throws the switch

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Book Questions

"What genres interest you? What specifically about this genre interests you? Why are you drawn to science fiction books, for example?"

I'm most a fan of fantasy. I love Harry Potter, The Spiderwick Chronicles, The Tales of the Brother's Grimm, all of Roald Dahl's books etc.

"Which author do you think your writing style is most like? Do you purposely imitate certain writers and/or try to avoid writing like certain writers."

Well, the 'I Write Like' website told me, when I entered in my works of writing, that I write like David Foster Wallace. But I don't really think I write like anyone, except me.

"What is one of your best memories connected with reading?"

One of my best memories is going through sort of a Harry Potter marathon, where I would read the first book, then watch the corresponding movie, then read the second book, then watch the corresponding movie, and so on. I remember getting scolded at by my stepfather, because he said I read too much.

"Have you ever picked up a book and been excited to turn the next page, then the next, then the next? What book? Why couldn't you stop reading? Is there a book you had to just trudge through to the finish?

Yes and yes! The books I specifically remember reading and looking forward to the next page is (of course) the Harry Potter series. Also, 'A Dog's Purpose', all the Roald Dahl books, and The Spiderwick Chronicles. A book that I had to trudge through was 'Eragon' by Christopher Paolini. My main problem with it was the overusage of weird words! I mean, seriously, this guy named everything, (people, places, and pets) the most unrealistically dumb name that he possibly could. Names that are hard to pronounce, and even worse, hard to remember. And there's so many of them! By chapter two my brain just dies from trying to memorize all that nonsense. Also, it's just boring! All these dragons and people with strange names make it totally unrelatable. I never once thought, "Man, I could see myself in this situation." You know why? Because of the dumb names and dumb characters!

"What is your favorite book or series? Why is this your favorite?"

Before I answer this extremely difficult question, I would like to take this time to apologize for my violent rant on 'Eragon'. Now, for my answer. You probably saw it coming. The Harry Potter series! Why? Because the story is superb! The characters are lovable, relatable, and interesting. When one dies, you feel like a part of you died as well. Nothing can compare to my feeling of overwhelming sadness when ********** got Avada Kadavra'd by ***** and fell off the Astronomy Tower. I almost cried! And the author had to go through so much pressure writing them, too! I mean, each book got even more hype than the last.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Maya Angelou Questions


What did Maya Angelou say is the reason a caged sings? It sings of freedom. It sings not for the beautiful tune it makes and the hopes it will reach our ears, but for freedom. I understand what Angelou is saying, I think it is very poetic. I myself would hate to be a caged bird, as would everyone else. I think that this may even be the truth, as it seems likely.

After a major trauma at the age of seven, Angelou didn’t speak for almost five years. Could you live this way? Do you talk too much or too little? What could you learn if you listened more and spoke less? How could you grow as a person by speaking more? I cannot justifiably say what I would do, because I could never even begin to imagine what I would do had I been in Maya Angelou’s shoes. But I can understand that it must have been extremely hard for her, so given the circumstances I might be silent, too. If I was silent for that long, I could learn much more than if I was always running my mouth. I don’t think I talk too much or too little, I think I know when to talk and when to stop talking. But if I was smart about my words, then maybe I could learn a thing or two, and grow as a person in the process.

Angelou says she is comfortable using six or seven languages, has spoken at one time or another as many as twelve, and has been a teacher in at least three. Are you comfortable using another language? I am not yet comfortable speaking another language. Which languages would you like to be fluent in? At least one: Spanish. Why those? Because Spanish is the most practical, the easiest, and I love Spanish. Or do you think speaking English is good enough because you live here in America and that’s all we should need to live here? Why? I think speaking English is enough to get by in America, because I can’t fluently speak anything but English and I’m still here. But if you can speak more than English, than you will probably have more opportunities.

Angelou quotes Nathaniel West as saying, “Easy reading is damned hard writing” and says writing is just hard work, you know?” Do you agree with this? What is easiest and hardest to you about writing? Is writing hard work? I do agree with this! You know that an author is bad, if you think about them writing the book you’re reading as you’re reading it. But if an author is good, then the story flows and it seems real, even though it’s in your head. What’s hardest about writing to me is writing stuff that’s creative and makes sense at the same time. Writing is undeniably hard work!

Monday, September 9, 2013

Living with Toons

There is one very nice dream that I've had a few times. It consisted of myself, and all of the characters that I have created. Ronny Rabbit, Bobby Squirrel, Galileo the Evil Scientist Bat, Harry Rabbit, Snail, The Nut Brothers etc. This dream is most likely inspired by one of my favorite movies: "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?". This is a movie where cartoon characters (called "Toons") coincide with humans in everyday life. This is the gist of my dream. I'm in any situation in my everyday life (at school, at home, etc,), but my characters are following me around and talking to me like my friends. The villian characters are acting like villians, the hero characters are acting like heroes, and the neutral characters are, well, neutral. Every now and then, other characters appear from other shows that I watch, and talk to me and my characters like they are just as part of the group as my characters. This dream helps me see just how my characters walk and talk and react to certain stimuli. I have a feeling that this has been a lucid dream, since my brain probably couldn't come up with something this complex, without the logical side of my brain playing a part.

Dream Thread: The FEAR

Closing my eyes became a fear
My insecurities was all I could hear

I dared not do it, I dared not try
For when I did, someone would blacken my eye :(

My judgment was poor, it was hazy
I was driving myself crazy

I needed food to clear my head
I told my friend, then he said

You need McDonalds, you silly boy
Get a burger and a happy meal toy

I did, and I also a drink, I decided to chug it
It was taunting me, so I decided to buy the chicken nugget

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

The car hit my arm
I write with my left hand now
Oh, how sweet it is!
Riding my bike home
Getting hit by a fast car
Oh, how sweet it is!

The Adventures of the Little Green Irish Man #1

Little Green Irish Man

Once upon a time, there lived a leprechaun named Lou
He was very bored and couldn’t find anything to do

So he went for a walk to clear his little green Irish head
He encountered the Kind of Ireland, and the King of Ireland said

“Ahoy o’ Magic Man, you are under my command!
I want double my money, and double my land.”

Lou said, “O’ King you MUST be daft!”
The King dropped his jaw and Lou smugly laughed

Little Green Irish Lou continued his walk and saw
Something that made him drop his jaw

It was the Prince of Ireland, with people all around
Bowing down to him, their faces in the ground

The Prince spotted our Little Green Irish Hero and said
“Hand me your gold or I’ll strike you dead!”

Lou said “O’ Prince you silly old adolescent fool!”
Lou walked on thinking, ‘What a tool!”

THE END